this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site
Lady Gaga’s discography.
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
Some people handle floods better than others.
Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies
“DON’T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY BAB..oh..oh thank you kind sir”
so adorable, bless that guy for helping :)
i was presenting something in english the other day and this kid started snickering and laughing at me so i just stopped in the middle of talking and stared at him with the best evil look ever and
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