*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”
ppl in africa are dying
What a time to be alive.
aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND FUCK YOU MOREOS
oh my god the original moreos post
- me: *sees a bug in my house*
- me: alright little homie its ok we all make mistakes, you do you, just keep a respectful distance
- bug: *flies at my face*
- me: first of all how dare you
so is anyone secretly in love with me yet
Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
A girl just told me that boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider and I had no come back. I just got owned by an 8 year old
She followed this up with ‘girls go to college to get more knowledge’ so this kid is clearly all about smashing the patriarchy through rhyme and I respect that
The patriarchy isn’t real and you have no clue what the fuck you’re talking about.
This is just an astounding level of ignorance
"If you could come to Comic Con as a civilian, what would you like to see?" (X)
"You used to ride me like that" :(
The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
I ADORE THIS.
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